In case we forgot, Willem Dafoe apparently "has an enormous dick"

June 2024 · 5 minute read

Lars von Trier has seen it and deemed it too big for the cinema.

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by Anonymousreply 33December 24, 2021 7:40 AM

Isnt there a video of him dancing naked?

by Anonymousreply 1December 22, 2021 1:07 AM

He is easily one of the ugliest men to ever live. Most people probably have zero interest in super fugly Billy.

by Anonymousreply 3December 22, 2021 1:09 AM

If only I found him attractive!

by Anonymousreply 4December 22, 2021 1:54 AM

I found his looks tolerable for a few years in the 1980s…perhaps the height being Platoon, where I found him kind of sexy and saintly. But he got creepy fast.

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by Anonymousreply 5December 22, 2021 2:15 AM

I hate the basic writing of these bullshit blog reporters. The content is rehashed and the style is simplistic. I put the article through Flesch-Kincaid and it received an 8th grade reading level score, which I suppose is appropriate.

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by Anonymousreply 6December 22, 2021 2:34 AM

He’s fine as fuck. I don’t care what you hatars say. More for me.

by Anonymousreply 8December 22, 2021 2:57 AM

[quote] Most people probably have zero interest in super fugly Billy.

He'd kill you if he heard you call him "Billy."

by Anonymousreply 9December 22, 2021 3:01 AM

R9 Surely, everyone has called you super cunt all your life. Is that better for our super fugly Billy?

by Anonymousreply 10December 22, 2021 6:26 AM

WTf was that video at R2??? lol.....

by Anonymousreply 11December 22, 2021 6:28 AM

It’s a big dick I guess, but it’s certainly not enormous.

by Anonymousreply 13December 22, 2021 7:16 AM

It probably gets really big when it's hard.

by Anonymousreply 14December 22, 2021 11:46 AM

Has that loopy Christopher Walken vibe

by Anonymousreply 15December 22, 2021 11:52 AM

He's so ugly, he's like Medusa. Turning everyone into stone. Jesus fuck is he ugly.

by Anonymousreply 16December 22, 2021 11:53 AM

I'd love to know the context behind that bizarre dancing clip. He does seem like a fun guy, though.

by Anonymousreply 17December 22, 2021 3:20 PM

The clip is from something he did with The Wooster Group back in the 1980s.

by Anonymousreply 19December 22, 2021 5:20 PM

Looks like it might be something from The Temptation of St Anthony, there's another clip here and Dafoe is in the same goofy mustache.

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by Anonymousreply 20December 22, 2021 5:22 PM

I had a crush on him after I saw Platoon as a kid. It was probably due more to the character Ellis than Dafoe, but I’d fuck him. For sure. He looked good in The Florida Project a few years back.

He’s always reminded me of the girl gremlin from Gremlins 2

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by Anonymousreply 21December 22, 2021 5:30 PM

19 What is the Wooster Group? Is it some kind of nudist group?

by Anonymousreply 22December 22, 2021 5:32 PM

My doctor tells me stories about seeing Dafoe live on stage with his theatre company. He said if you sat in the first row, you were often in danger of being slapped in the face by his dick.

by Anonymousreply 23December 22, 2021 5:35 PM

His cock may be huge, but sadly he's attached to it.

by Anonymousreply 24December 22, 2021 5:38 PM

I once stood close enough in a line to board an airplane to see on his passport that his real name is William. He’s maybe 5’8” and weighs 140 pounds. Absolutely tiny.

by Anonymousreply 25December 22, 2021 5:44 PM

If you want a hot, sexy Willem, check out William Friedkin's "To Live And Die in L.A." Stunner of a nude scene. And he's smokin'.

by Anonymousreply 26December 23, 2021 8:54 PM

R26 We get to see William Petersen's dick in that one, too.

by Anonymousreply 27December 23, 2021 9:36 PM

Yeah, his face is rough, but he's hung, he's a great actor, and he seems to be a good guy. Loved him in The Florida Project and Fishing with John. Richard Madden is starting to look nearly as haggard without any of Dafoe's compensating qualities.

by Anonymousreply 28December 23, 2021 10:20 PM

Are we going to have to drag William Dafoe's dick around forever????

by Anonymousreply 29December 23, 2021 10:34 PM

Sadly it's attached to William Dafoe.

by Anonymousreply 30December 23, 2021 11:15 PM

All of you shallow queens calling Dafoe ugly must only consider Tab Hunter circa 1960 to be an "attractive" man, the rest are all fugs. I've always found him supremely sexy and always loved "unconventionally" (not pretty boy type) handsome men. So much more interesting and much better in bed, I've found.

by Anonymousreply 31December 24, 2021 12:08 AM

Had a weird Dafoe encounter. In NY when DVDs were new, Lived downtown. Rented "Streets Of Fire". Early Sunday morning maybe 8 am, walking up a deserted Lafayette to return it Tower Video. Then a couple are walking towards me. It was Dafoe and a woman and he had his arm around her. Polite "Good Mornings" as we pass and I realize he was in the movie was was holding.

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by Anonymousreply 32December 24, 2021 12:30 AM

R31 DL notoriously gets a wet cunt over super fug guys. So you are in the majority, lady.

by Anonymousreply 33December 24, 2021 7:40 AM

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