An escort does what an escort's gotta do.

Definitely vaped, you can even see the puff of smoke or whatever it's called.

R1 I bet it was a THC vape, too.

R2 Obviously. I wonder how much she charges per tit grab.

Hmm, I was just reading about this somewhere... Oh, in the other threads posted long before this one

R5 Fuck off, this is new information showing it all happening.

I knew she was trash but I had no idea she was this bad. What a cunt.

Tomi Lahren. There's a name I haven't heard in awhile

I don’t see any grabbing.

R11 Go to :37 in the video.

[quote]Lauren Boebert's Bettlejuice Date Grabs Her Tits During Performance

Why the fuck shouldn't I? I paid for the fuckers!

She seems much more suited for White House Intern.

In my experience, it’s people with drinking issues (and not just a one-off bender) who can’t keep their shit together at grown-up events.

Wonder why she isn’t with her kids and grandkids?

Is she trying for bastard kid #5 (that we know of)?

SOUND UP on the video. When he squeezes it squeaks & a bunch of dogs run in

Has she ever lived indoors before?

how did this trash bag get elected

R15 And I bet dollars to donuts that's a THC vape pen, too. A little pot chaser for her seven gin and tonics.

Video of the actual incident being escorted out. Notice how trashy she's dress with her push up bra and titties hanging out.

They should put this on a loop at her next election

The trash is overflowing. Jesus Christ, Boebert is a piece of shit.

Yeah, right. The smoke was from the smoke on stage. She wasn't anywhere near the stage. Utter rubbish.

Somebody come get they gramma.

I can’t believe this classless skank is a “Christian” who wants this whole country run by her code of behavior or, basically, be executed.

Forget “but her emails”: BUT HER TWEETS.

She'll be a great-grandma by 50.

What happened to that preacher guy she was dating with the Ramen noodle hair?

Hopefully she knows her days in politics are almost up and she's getting ready to go back to full-time whoring.

She puts the *RASH* in "TRASH"!!!

Aaron Schock thinks that she is fabulous

R32 That's the other garbage heap in Congress, Marjorie Taylor-Greene.

r11 This video gets right to the point (points?)

Stay home.. This is a member of congress behaving in this shameful fashion and another example of why I am not interested in going out anymore. Bad manners, violent behavior and outrageous stupidity.

r40 Yes, and everyone is so distracted by his copping feels on the stalactite titties that we forget to see Missy's hand grabbing a handful of crotch meat in the very same clip.

The cunt issued a statement after she got caught lying, backpedaling and blaming her behavior on the fact that she's "going through a public and difficult divorce."

So obviously, in that case, the best solution is to let some dude rub your plastic tits in public while you rub his boner through his pants.

Her date is a democrat who owns a gay bar. What the hell??

R44 I get so confused as to which dumb cunt Christian congress member is fucking around with who.

R45 He paid her going rate for the evening.

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[quote]What's going on at [R44]?

He's just getting ahead of himself.

Lauren Wanna-grope-my Boobert is her new name.

R54 - you know, what are the laws about that behavior in front of children? And were there children on the audience?

You can't have a boyfriend, because you know God. But a married woman of four children with a grand-baby on the way can allow her breasts to be fondled while she performs a handjob on her boyfriend in public.

Said married woman is a congresswoman.

Conservatives "outraged"

[quote]"Marjorie Taylor Green [sic], Kristi Noem, and Lauren Boebert are adultresses. America first should mean family first, which these political leaders have not done," Erickson wrote.

[quote]"Can't Colorado find some Republican not trashy and stupid to represent them in the 3rd congressional district?" conservative commentator Ann Coulter asked on X on Saturday in reference to Boebert, who in a separate post called the GOP lawmaker a "totally embarrassing bimbo."

"Fox News has completely ignored MAGA Rep. Lauren Boebert’s public groping and vaping—which she initially lied about—that got her booted from a Denver performance of Beetlejuice, not mentioning it once on its airwaves. "

No doubt Fox News would have covered Boebert acting like a prostitution whore inside a theater with children in the audience, but there have been way too many new developments about Hunter Biden's laptop, plus new developments relating to Hillary Clinton and Benghazi.

They are obsessing about Fetterman's clothes instead. Super weighty and important.

In her defense, Lauren thought she was in an Adult theater.

It sounds like she thought she was on the stage of an adult theater, R61,

Who in their right mind thinks it’s OK to vape in a theater? Even a movie theater. She flies all the time (on airplanes as well as her broom), so she’s heard the “no vaping” announcements regularly in that context.

She was fucked up on something. She should be drug tested.

Republicans are always so eager to drug test poor people and people working blue collar jobs.

Let’s drug test Congress members! See how these trashy cunts like it.

Denver anchor blasts her.

Denver TV news anchor Kyle Clark is putting Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) on blast for the antics that got her tossed from a performance of the “Beetlejuice” musical as well as her antics afterward.

“I haven’t seen a single person say, ’Why, I am shocked that Lauren Boebert was rude, disruptive and belligerent,” Clark said on “Next With Kyle Clark” on 9News on Monday. “This is, after all, the congresswoman who suggested that a Muslim colleague was a suicide bomber.”

Clark referred to a report by theater staff in which she allegedly said “Don’t you know who I am?” as she was ejected.

“Yes,” Clark answered. “We do.”

I wan't "Lauren Boebert's tit" to become as ubiquitous as "Hunter's Biden's dick", it should be mentioned at every opportunity. Won't someone think about her children? They should be removed from her custody immediately. She needs to be drug tested and her gun applications investigated. Cunt

"I want "Lauren Boebert's tit" to become as ubiquitous as "Hunter's Biden's dick",

It's already been replaced by the psychotic Repukes with John Fetterman's hoodie, which according to their histrionics, will be the downfall of American society.

R66 I love Kyle Clark. He needs to move to the networks.

[quote]Her chin implant!

They used a plumb bob, r71.

Of course they didn't report it R58. Completely unsurprising. Fox News is a conservative propaganda mouthpiece and they are hardly going to report news which is detrimental to the GOP.

[quote] She seems much more suited for White House Intern

I think you mean poolside bar girl at Mar a Lago

I could actually see that r74, Boebert with her fake tits strutting around the pool for some extra tips after hours I am sure.

Ok, don't kill me- the link is from Entry lawyer. But apparently he's insinuating that the widely circulating videos of the *Incident* are only the PG-13 VERSION of what really exists:

I mean you knew that was the case. I'm pretty sure her tits and his dick were out

This is not eccentricity, it's whoredom.

The unedited version of the Boebert video = Granny porn.

Drag queen outs the relationship.

I really don't want to see Boebert tit. The guy's cock might be worth it but as the sensors go, he will screened out and Boebert tit will be in every news feed. When she's out of office, knowing her she will leverage it to Only Fans. Voters will be Shocked! Shocked! she went into porn.

Maybe we should call this "The Boebert Tit Scandal"

I like that her damage control included breaking up with him because he’s a Democrat 😅

Her date looks like he would have a big cock.

If the Dems had any kindness in them at all they would take out an ad s saying that as far as Boebert they do not support slut-shaming.

A subtle statement suggesting that while she is a slut they will not publicly shame her with some giant S

Boebert reached across the arm rest to grope her date, he simply returned the favor.

Dems don't have to say a word.

[quote] “I think Lauren Boebert is not one known for reaching across the aisle in Congress, but there was some of that here with her male companion,” MSNBC’s Jonathan Lemire cracked on “Morning Joe.”

I love Smirky Lenore’s snark here, but all she did was reach across the armrest.

She had to have been on coke or Molly. The peppy horniness doesn't speak much to the vaping weed. That was for the continuous buzz.

John Oliver:

[quote]He added: “This was ‘Beetlejuice,’ a show that’s quite loudly about death. I’m just saying, if you’re gonna get your nipples tweaked and your pipes squeaked, you save that shit for ‘Fiddler’ like a goddamn adult.”

[quote]He pointed out that Boebert reportedly pulled a “Do you know who I am?” and threatened to call the mayor as she was ejected, which he called “two catastrophically bad decisions.”

[quote]“If you’ve been caught for, again, sexual activity during ‘Beetlejuice: The Musical,’ you would hope no one knew who you were,” he said. “And you definitely wouldn’t want to immediately get on the phone with the mayor to tell him what had just happened.”

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